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I was walking home about an hour ago.

4/3/13 by Bill-Premo

I was walking home about an hour ago, I had been walking for 2 hours and was very close to my house. I was more paranoid about walking at night than usual. I decided to bring a knife.

I wasn't used to it, it had been months since I've done a night stroll. I would constantly look behind myself and freak myself out when my dumb imagination would make a tree or a mail box look like deformed melted people. I saw a few skunks, they would come out of no where and startle me.

I was really close to my house. I had been walking down a long road when I had one of those paranoid look behind yourself feelings, so I look back.

I see this german shepard looking dog about 200 feet away, walking down the sidewalk towards me. I started walking faster, and it continued to stalk me for another 15 seconds. It was about 100 feet away at this point, I could tell from the street light that was nearby that it was a coyote.

At this point I couldn't risk this wile e coyote mother fucker using any anvils or acme rockets. So I stop walking and turn around to face the coyote. With knife in hand I put my arms out wide and tried to look as big as possible and said "what u goin' do faggot!"

The coyote ran off very quickly, because he was a faggot.

Feeling tough as shit, I turn around to continue walking home and-


This Pepe La Pew son of a bitch skunk is 2 feet from me making the nastiest noises. It's hisses and growls sounded like it was brewing hot chunky diarrhea in it's mouth. I avoided getting sprayed and briskly walked home.

I'm sick of these looney toon assholes.


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Primo Im doing the same screenshot jam screenshot as you. Im gunna beat you! :O



Can't beat skunk meat.

4/8/13 Bill-Premo responds:

Skunks can't beat my meat.

Sounds like an adventure

4/8/13 Bill-Premo responds:

twas a great adventure



Maybe the cartoonin life aint for you.

4/8/13 Bill-Premo responds:


one time i saw a ghost

4/8/13 Bill-Premo responds:

well good job

Cool story bro.
Run into any owls or fox lately? Skunks are usually very cool though.
The deer by me are suburbanized, and don't take shit from nobody ._.
You goin' to the Pico party?

4/8/13 Bill-Premo responds:

haha I've seen a few owls and fox but not recently. I'm going to the Pico Day party :D